"Hey, my name is Kane! Just 1 look at my stunningly, attractive face, and you won't be able to turn away! I will make a sweet addition to my new family! I am sure to be the envy of the town so pick me! I will come to you veterinarian checked and up to date on my vaccinations! Reserve me today for a non-refundable deposit of $175. I am ready to make some fur-ever memories with you!"